Category: Fiction
Feeling flat: A poem for pancake day
A poem where I wrote down everything I know about pancakes and realised that everything I know about pancakes is also everything I know about a flawed relationship. Continue reading
After the Fall: A poem
A poem inspired by autumn and losers.
Steam Cleaned Dreams: A poem inspired by the exciting recent purchase of a 2 in 1 steam cleaner.
A poem that really is about buying a 2 in 1 steam cleaner
Bubbles: A poem to lift my mood.
It can’t be all bad, can it?
Take No Nonesense from Little Miss Sunshine (a made-up story)
Welcome to Parentingland.
We say, ‘welcome’, but when you look at the porridge on our chairs, our unkempt hair, and the manic look in our eyes, you might think we aren’t really welcoming you at all.
An Open Letter to Carrot
Blossoming
A budding career Swiftly, it blossoms: "But why?" You eye my breasts. "Oh."
A story about what happened when me, Mary Poppins and Aristotle got together to discuss the obsession with being the ‘perfect parent’.
That day when I forgot I’d invited Mary Poppins over for coffee.
Burns Night: A Poem
Cheers…
We Were Going Out to Dinner: A Poem.
Pants, wine and the postpartum posterior.
Cogito Ergo Mum 