Steam Cleaned Dreams: A poem inspired by the exciting recent purchase of a 2 in 1 steam cleaner.
A poem that really is about buying a 2 in 1 steam cleaner
Nearly Get Crushed By A Falling Apple Tree…
…and other cheap and cheerful ways to keep the kids amused during the holidays.
The Naked Rambler’s Brother Installed Our Staircase, and other small steps towards understanding attitudes to nudity
The naked rambler’s brother installed our staircase. He was fully clothed when he did it. Public nudity is not a family trait. Continue reading
“New Survey Reveals Link Between Half-Baked Advice and Parents Feeling Annoyed”, says Expert.
A long-term study has pointed to a link between half-baked surveys, and mothers feeling generally irked.
School run? Unready.
It’s time for the school run. <gulps>
How Can I Be Charlie?
I don’t want to be scared. I want to be Charlie.
Take No Nonesense from Little Miss Sunshine (a made-up story)
Welcome to Parentingland.
We say, ‘welcome’, but when you look at the porridge on our chairs, our unkempt hair, and the manic look in our eyes, you might think we aren’t really welcoming you at all.