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33 *essential* questions for all book clubs

November 6, 2015August 19, 2019Leave a comment

Especially the highbrow ones <hic>

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Steam Cleaned Dreams: A poem inspired by the exciting recent purchase of a 2 in 1 steam cleaner.

September 18, 2015August 19, 20192 Comments

A poem that really is about buying a 2 in 1 steam cleaner

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Nearly Get Crushed By A Falling Apple Tree…

August 14, 2015August 19, 20191 Comment

…and other cheap and cheerful ways to keep the kids amused during the holidays.

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The Naked Rambler’s Brother Installed Our Staircase, and other small steps towards understanding attitudes to nudity

June 12, 2015August 19, 20198 Comments

The naked rambler’s brother installed our staircase. He was fully clothed when he did it. Public nudity is not a family trait. Continue reading →

“New Survey Reveals Link Between Half-Baked Advice and Parents Feeling Annoyed”, says Expert.

March 19, 2015August 19, 20199 Comments

A long-term study has pointed to a link between half-baked surveys, and mothers feeling generally irked.

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School run? Unready.

February 22, 2015August 19, 20193 Comments

It’s time for the school run. <gulps>

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How Can I Be Charlie?

January 20, 2015August 19, 20197 Comments

I don’t want to be scared. I want to be Charlie.

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Take No Nonesense from Little Miss Sunshine (a made-up story)

November 10, 2014August 20, 20198 Comments

Welcome to Parentingland.

We say, ‘welcome’, but when you look at the porridge on our chairs, our unkempt hair, and the manic look in our eyes, you might think we aren’t really welcoming you at all.

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How To Be A Parent: 20 sure-fire ways to guarantee* happy, well-adjusted children

November 2, 2014August 20, 2019203 Comments

*honest <lies>

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The Smoke Never Bothered Me Anyway: Why Frozen needs a health warning

July 10, 2014August 20, 201913 Comments

I hated Frozen when I first watched it. Now, I secretly hope the “Let it Go” song is in the charts forever.

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An Open Letter to Carrot

June 19, 2014August 20, 201912 Comments

Dear Carrot.

(I have no idea why I wrote this)

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writing, rhyming, listening, thinking, not cleaning.

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